Friday, September 28, 2012
[NEWS] CHRISTINA AGUILERA PREMIERES DEFINING 'YOUR BODY' VIDEO, BECOMES NEW QUEEN OF POP
Is your body ready for “Your Body”? That’s a serious question. If your feeble frame is too weak to handle being mercilessly slayed by the almighty Queentina, then I suggest you **** off and go Google Rita Ora. However, if your fabulous figure is unbreakable like a lotus flower, then you may proceed and witness the magnificence that is the “Your Body” music video below.
In the Melina Matsoukas-directed masterpiece, Aggie plays a trailer park slut with a bionic booty and a penchant for violence. Like a black widow spider, only prettier, our unlikely heroine ****s and kills her way through a number of hunky horndogs who get a little more than they bargained for after unlocking Aggie’s box.
Honey boo boo child, I am telling you right now, Christina Aguilera serves up “Dirrty” in this video, she serves up “Come On Over Baby”, and she serves up Haifa Wehbe neon caravan glam.
There’s even a little social commentary in the video too, as “Your Body” serves as both a harsh warning on the dangers of having casual sex, and a look into the future at how Xtina is going to KILL YOUR ****ING FAVE DEAD YOU PIECE OF ****!!!!
Now get down on your pathetic knees and worship at the altar of Aguilera above.